Posts by: Unscene Comedy
Faux News: Trigger Warning: Ben Carson – by Nicholas O’Connor
Ben Carson is soft spoken, easygoing, and just the kind of guy you’d trust to separate conjoined twins. Don’t let Carson’s demeanor...
The Middle-Aged Man Update. – by Mike Pincus.
Swimming is stupid My back hurts. I know, I know, so does yours. Everyone’s back hurts. We’re a ridiculous, poorly evolved species. Our...
Faux News: Clinton Scores Benghazi Points; Fantasy Politics Now Under Scrutiny – by Nicholas O’Connor
In Thursday’s Benghazi Hearing, Hillary Clinton scored a solid “Boring” with no-self-incrimination, and a probability of partisan...
Working Comic: One Year. – by Shawn Carter.
It’s been 415 days since I left my full time job painting cars. Which means that I am 50 days late with this update. I’ve...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 7 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is exactly like Star Wars in that it keeps getting worse...
Faux News: MAN SEEKS APPROVAL by Nicholas O’Connor
A 23-year-old man, Thomas Ricard of Boise, ID has been reported at parties, coffee shops, bars and other local functions seeking general...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 4 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is translated into American Sign Language for the hard...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 1 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is written in the back of Jack Nicholson’s...
DICK PICKS Preview Edition 3: AFC and NFC South
Welcome to the third season preview edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that ghostwrote the lyrics on every album...
Working Comic: The water actually isn’t that dirty anymore and I think I’ll stay. – by Shawn Carter.
This is my second to last installment of this blog. I am done with it in one week. But for this week I will share the little bit that I...