Category: Comedy
Faux News: Trigger Warning: Ben Carson – by Nicholas O’Connor
Ben Carson is soft spoken, easygoing, and just the kind of guy you’d trust to separate conjoined twins. Don’t let Carson’s demeanor...
The Middle-Aged Man Update. – by Mike Pincus.
Swimming is stupid My back hurts. I know, I know, so does yours. Everyone’s back hurts. We’re a ridiculous, poorly evolved species. Our...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 7 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is exactly like Star Wars in that it keeps getting worse...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 6 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that won’t stop listening to “I Know It’s...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 3 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that will soon be owned by Nicaraguan guerillas. ...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 2 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that knows how to stop ISIS but won’t tell anyone until...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 1 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is written in the back of Jack Nicholson’s...
DICK PICKS Preview Edition 4: AFC and NFC West – by Rich Karski
Welcome to the final season preview edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that used to fuck guys like you in prison...
Summertime Fun Ted’s Guide to Summertime Fun, Part Three: Being a Meat Man (or Woman) -by Summertime Fun Ted
The summertime offers us one of the greatest pleasures of all: The ability to shake off the shackles of domestication and communally devour...
Summertime Fun Ted’s Guide to Summertime Fun, Part Dos: XX Alcohol XX -By Summertime Fun Ted
Nothing says summer time fun like drunken debauchery. Hazy summer nights are the perfect time to enjoy and adult beverage or two and...