Category: Articles

Faux News: Trigger Warning: Ben Carson – by Nicholas O’Connor

Ben Carson is soft spoken, easygoing, and just the kind of guy you’d trust to separate conjoined twins. Don’t let Carson’s demeanor...

The Middle-Aged Man Update. – by Mike Pincus.

Swimming is stupid My back hurts. I know, I know, so does yours. Everyone’s back hurts. We’re a ridiculous, poorly evolved species. Our...

Faux News: Clinton Scores Benghazi Points; Fantasy Politics Now Under Scrutiny – by Nicholas O’Connor

In Thursday’s Benghazi Hearing, Hillary Clinton scored a solid “Boring” with no-self-incrimination, and a probability of partisan...

Working Comic: One Year. – by Shawn Carter.

It’s been 415 days since I left my full time job painting cars.  Which means that I am 50 days late with this update.  I’ve...

Faux News: MAN SEEKS APPROVAL by Nicholas O’Connor

A 23-year-old man, Thomas Ricard of Boise, ID has been reported at parties, coffee shops, bars and other local functions seeking general...

B@t-Sh!t Stupid: NaturalNews.com, Conspiracy Theories, ‘Vaccine Zombies’ & Making Tons of Cash – by PJ Westin

At first, NaturalNews.com seems like standard clickbait garbage, with articles about how taking coconut oil will lead to weight-loss,...

DICK PICKS Preview Edition 4: AFC and NFC West – by Rich Karski

Welcome to the final season preview edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that used to fuck guys like you in prison...

Nerd Reviews: Rock On!/Mass Bay Lines Concert Cruise with the Slackers – by Christa Weiss

Boats. As a person who lives in New England, I can’t avoid them. Me and boats, we’re cool, except for that one time when I was 12 when...

Summertime Fun Ted’s Guide to Summertime Fun, Part Four: Hazy Summer Days -by Summertime Fun Ted

So you’ve got your summertime threads on, you’ve drank a heroic amount of margaritas, and you’ve just cooked a medium sized piece of...

DICK PICKS Preview Edition 3: AFC and NFC South

Welcome to the third season preview edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that ghostwrote the lyrics on every album...