Category: Articles
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 13 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that gets kicked off of mall Santas’ laps for...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 12 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that has burned down three homes attempting to fry a turkey...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 9 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column originally written on the wall of a Lane Bryant dressing...
Security Shawn: A Prequel. – by Shawn Carter.
A long time ago in a place quite nearby, I was a security guard at a hospital. I will change the name of the hospital and the people...
Faux News: Trigger Warning: Ben Carson – by Nicholas O’Connor
Ben Carson is soft spoken, easygoing, and just the kind of guy you’d trust to separate conjoined twins. Don’t let Carson’s demeanor...
DICK PICKS: UnScene’s NFL Gambling Column, Week 8 – by Rich Karski
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that doesn’t care if bacon gives you cancer because...
The Middle-Aged Man Update. – by Mike Pincus.
Swimming is stupid My back hurts. I know, I know, so does yours. Everyone’s back hurts. We’re a ridiculous, poorly evolved species. Our...
Faux News: Clinton Scores Benghazi Points; Fantasy Politics Now Under Scrutiny – by Nicholas O’Connor
In Thursday’s Benghazi Hearing, Hillary Clinton scored a solid “Boring” with no-self-incrimination, and a probability of partisan...
Working Comic: One Year. – by Shawn Carter.
It’s been 415 days since I left my full time job painting cars. Which means that I am 50 days late with this update. I’ve...
Faux News: MAN SEEKS APPROVAL by Nicholas O’Connor
A 23-year-old man, Thomas Ricard of Boise, ID has been reported at parties, coffee shops, bars and other local functions seeking general...