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My Weekend on Demand Part XXXIV: Obligatory Holiday Article
Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? Not only did I not do that but I would not do that with your mother’s ten foot pole. I did...
Do you like fish?
I really like food. But I don’t like fish. And I really don’t like pills. But for some reason I eat fish oil pills. ...
Gary Peterson’s Resumeeee
Gary Petersen 44 Cripple Creek, Highway 61 Rev. Skidsville , MA 02188 781 – 331-2660 Ask for Manager...
Get to Class and Bring a Pillow!
While looking for a course for next semester I noticed the following courses at my college: Procrastination. Living Life Fully. Past Life...
My Weekend On Demand: Part VI
Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? That’s physically impossible for anyone to do. This is actually going to come as a shock to...
My Weekend On Demand: Part V
Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? Nope that was last week moron. This week I did something that’s been a long time coming. I...
My Weekend On Demand: Part IV
Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? WHAT?! NO SHUT UP I DID NOT!!! I actually didn’t do much this weekend and do you know why I...
My Weekend On Demand Part III: Freebies Jeebies!
Hey guy, guess what I did this weekend? Wow, that was not only wrong but pretty racist. I actually spent way too much money this weekend,...
My Weekend On Demand Part II: The Wrath of Con
Hey guys guess what I did this weekend. Wow, you idiots are really bad at this okay I’ll just tell you. I went to the Boston Comic...
My Weekend On Demand: Part I
Hey guys, you’ll never guess what I did this weekend. Nope. Nuh uh, that’s not it. Nice try, guess again. You’re way off...