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Weirdly Specific Horoscopes Inspired by The Twelve Days of Christmas. – by Phoebe Angle and guest psychic Shea Spillane

  Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):  This week you finally call animal control about that partridge in your pear tree. ...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope, 12/15 – 12/21. – by Phoebe Angle.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):  You discover that if you just wrap yourself up in some blankets, and repeat, “I am a...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. 10/30. – by Phoebe Angle.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):  Don’t buy those pants this week.  You are going to tell yourself you will lose weight, and...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Dec. 19 – by Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  This is the week you  try out that new snake recipe you read about in Home & Garden.  Just make...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Dec. 12 – by Phoebe Angle and Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Your office Christmas party is coming up. You may think everyone forgot all about what happened last...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Nov. 28. by – Phoebe Angle and Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Your mom finally says you can get a dog. Go big or go home. Get a wolf! They are free! You can just find...