Category: Sports

I Am Watching Football: 2021 Week 1

Well, that was certainly… football. I suppose it’s good to have it back, and looking (rather, more sounding) like the game it...

I Am Watching Football: Inauguration Day

Eight days. That’s it. That’s the schedule. Does that work for trying to cultivate a regular audience? Will it work if I try...

I Am Watching Football: 2021 Democracy Postseason

Hello, and welcome back to I Am Watching Football. Last week’s column was published on a Sunday, having been written in advance of...

I Am Watching Football

Hello, and welcome to I Am Watching Football, a column by me, Nat Burns, about football, ostensibly. Already, I sense you may have several...

DICK PICKS- Conference Championships

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is read aloud in nursing homes to make the residents...

DICK PICKS- Divisional Playoffs

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICK: the only online NFL gambling column that has passed the NFL’s concussion protocol has passed...

DICK PICKS- Wild Card Playoffs

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that continually skirts the Rooney Rule by wearing very dark...

DICK PICKS- Week 17

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that set up Baron Davis and Laura Dern so you are all...

DICK PICKS- Week 16

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that would absolutely 100% kick the shit out of Santa Claus,...

DICK PICKS- Week 15

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that rides a horse to work like a big dumb fucking asshole...