Category: Sports

Breaking: Josh Gordon to New England for A Bag of Under-Inflated Balls.

In the deal of the century Josh Gordon has been dealt from the Cleveland Browns to the New England Patriots for nothing more than a bag of...

DICK PICKS- Conference Championships

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is read aloud in nursing homes to make the residents...

DICK PICKS- Divisional Playoffs

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICK: the only online NFL gambling column that has passed the NFL’s concussion protocol has passed...

DICK PICKS- Wild Card Playoffs

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that continually skirts the Rooney Rule by wearing very dark...

DICK PICKS- Week 17

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that set up Baron Davis and Laura Dern so you are all...

DICK PICKS- Week 16

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that would absolutely 100% kick the shit out of Santa Claus,...

DICK PICKS- Week 15

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that rides a horse to work like a big dumb fucking asshole...

DICK PICKS- Week 14

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that can definitively prove the earth is flat because if it...

DICK PICKS- Week 13

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that sucks and you suck and I hate you. Last week was my best...

DICK PICKS- Week 12

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that will visit your parents on Thanksgiving and tell them...