Category: Sports
I Am Watching Football: 2021 Week 1
Well, that was certainly… football. I suppose it’s good to have it back, and looking (rather, more sounding) like the game it...
I Am Watching Football: Inauguration Day
Eight days. That’s it. That’s the schedule. Does that work for trying to cultivate a regular audience? Will it work if I try...
I Am Watching Football: 2021 Democracy Postseason
Hello, and welcome back to I Am Watching Football. Last week’s column was published on a Sunday, having been written in advance of...
I Am Watching Football
Hello, and welcome to I Am Watching Football, a column by me, Nat Burns, about football, ostensibly. Already, I sense you may have several...
DICK PICKS- Conference Championships
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that is read aloud in nursing homes to make the residents...
DICK PICKS- Divisional Playoffs
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICK: the only online NFL gambling column that has passed the NFL’s concussion protocol has passed...
DICK PICKS- Wild Card Playoffs
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that continually skirts the Rooney Rule by wearing very dark...
DICK PICKS- Week 17
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that set up Baron Davis and Laura Dern so you are all...
DICK PICKS- Week 16
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that would absolutely 100% kick the shit out of Santa Claus,...
DICK PICKS- Week 15
Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that rides a horse to work like a big dumb fucking asshole...