Category: Articles

Completely Inaccurate Descriptions of the Books I Read in High School: Another Dumb List Article

I went to kind of a weird high school. It was (for lack of a more eloquent way to describe it) an all girls Catholic school [1], run by...

The Random Word Generator Diaries: Item

*Every week Rick uses a random word generator to pick a topic, and rambles on about it using related stories, thoughts, and questionable...

Eulogizing Mottley’s

Mottley’s comedy club was open for a short stint and it attracted the weird, the outrageous and the desperate. I spent many nights...

My Weekend on Demand Part XXXIV: Obligatory Holiday Article

Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? Not only did I not do that but I would not do that with your mother’s ten foot pole. I did...

Do you like fish?

I really like food. But I don’t like fish. And I really don’t like pills. But for some reason I eat fish oil pills.  ...

Gary Peterson’s Resumeeee

Gary Petersen 44 Cripple Creek, Highway 61 Rev. Skidsville , MA 02188 781 – 331-2660 Ask for Manager...

Get to Class and Bring a Pillow!

While looking for a course for next semester I noticed the following courses at my college: Procrastination. Living Life Fully. Past Life...

My Weekend On Demand: Part VI

Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? That’s physically impossible for anyone to do. This is actually going to come as a shock to...

My Weekend On Demand: Part V

Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? Nope that was last week moron. This week I did something that’s been a long time coming. I...

My Weekend On Demand: Part IV

Hey guys guess what I did this weekend? WHAT?! NO SHUT UP I DID NOT!!! I actually didn’t do much this weekend and do you know why I...