Category: Advice

Theodore’s Advice Column

Hello internet sheep. I haven’t been able to get fired from my job so maybe going back to writing these outrageous articles will do...

Theodore’s Advice Column

Dear Theodore, I have a problem. A friend of mine has been cheating on his girlfriend and I know about it. She is a good girl and I feel...

Theodore’s Advice Column

I’ve been dating my girlfriend for 6 months now and we still have not made love. I’ve tried everything, romantic dates, weekend...

Romantic Advice from Professor NoFunlap

Greetings! While Mr. Pettingell is on vacation, I, Professor NoFunlap will be fielding your questions in regards to things the proletariat...

Theodore’s Advice Column

Welcome back love birds, it’s your old pal, Ted. I’m here once again to spew relationship advice from my truth hole. This is...