Category: Advice

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Dec. 19 – by Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  This is the week you  try out that new snake recipe you read about in Home & Garden.  Just make...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Dec. 12 – by Phoebe Angle and Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Your office Christmas party is coming up. You may think everyone forgot all about what happened last...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Nov. 28. by – Phoebe Angle and Shawn Carter.

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Your mom finally says you can get a dog. Go big or go home. Get a wolf! They are free! You can just find...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: November 21

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  Today you join the Mile High Club!  Turbulence is finally fun!   Taurus (April 20 – May...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: November 14

 Aries (March 21 – April 19):  It turns out that the drug test you took earlier this month says that you’re pregnant.  Stop...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: November 7

  Aries (March 21 – April 19):  You start your Christmas shopping today!  It should be easy.  All you need to do is buy...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: October 24

  Aries (March 21 – April 19): Today a bird will poop on your head.  They say that’s good luck but you don’t believe in...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: October 17

  Aries (March 21 – April 19):  You find what you think is a quarter in the bathroom.  It turns out to be a Baht, Thai money. ...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: October 10

Aries (march 21-april 19): Keep in mind that just because you enjoy something doesn’t mean that your friend will also enjoy it. ...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: October 3

  Aries (march 21-april 19):   Today you’ll be offered free Red Sox tickets.  Don’t take them, the season’s over.  You will...