Category: Advice

Dick Picks: Week 4. – by Rich Karski.

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that donates a portion of its proceeds to leftist rebels and...

Dick Picks, Week 3. – by Rich Karski.

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column with a worse career winning percentage than Gus Bradley....

Weirdly Specific Horoscope. Feb. 1st – 7th. – by Phoebe Angle.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Whether you love football or not, you love chicken wings more.  Who knows this information, is up...

Dick Picks: Conference Championship. – by Rich Karski.

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that will continue committing horrible atrocities until Obama...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: Jan. 18 – 24. -by Phoebe Angle.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): All of your friends with children keep talking about how they don’t have time to do anything. ...

Dick Picks: Divisional Playoffs. – by Rich Karski.

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that HAS NOT killed any beloved celebrities this week despite...

Weirdly Specific Horoscope: 1/10 – 1/17. – by Phoebe Angle.

Weirdly Specific Horoscope:  1/10 – 1/17.   – by Phoebe Angle. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):  You and your new...

Dick Picks: Wild Card Weekend. – by Rich Karski.

Welcome to another edition of DICK PICKS: the only online NFL gambling column that has taken over several nature preserves specifically for...

Weirdly Specific Horoscopes. 1/6 – 1/13 – by Phoebe Angle.

Sagittarius:  The polar bear swim was last week, and it’s not the type of thing people usually try and make up.  You just look like a...

Weirdly Specific Horoscopes Inspired by The Twelve Days of Christmas. – by Phoebe Angle and guest psychic Shea Spillane

  Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):  This week you finally call animal control about that partridge in your pear tree. ...