Posts by: Shawn Carter

The Birds and the Bees

When the time came for me to learn about the “birds and the bees” my father just showed me a videotape. Not a porn, that would...

Comic in Residence: Week 1

Each week during the month of May I will do a Saturday through Friday recap of how the week went. So here we go this is the story of my...

Playing Santa Badly

A week before Christmas, when my younger brother Greg asked me to dress up as Santa for his son’s birthday party I wanted to say no,...

Great Promo by Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake

So I was sent the best promo video for a friend’s comedy show. One night he told me that he had a promo video with Brutus “The...

What You Need to Know About Your Mailman and/or Mailfemale

Most people think delivering mail is similar to a casual stroll while carrying a couple of letters. The reality of it is much different....

My Obvious A.D.D.

It’s weird that strippers are never really off the clock considering how few of them are paid a salary. The word salary comes from...