Category Archive: Jacob Simon

Jul 26

Are they or aren’t they? (…they are) – by Jacob Simon

Kevin Willis – Retired 7 ft. tall 20-year veteran of the NBA and a one-time world champion as a member of the San Antonio Spurs. When he signed on with the Dallas Mavericks in 2007 he became the second oldest NBA player in history but was still in better shape than some players half his …

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Jul 17

NFL Lockout Update: Inside information – by Danny Sportsman

“Boo hoo….”. Those were officially the first two words recorded at the latest attempt at negotiations between NFL team owners and players. It seems as though the owners are still set on creating some kind of salary cap for rookies. The idea being that rookie NFL players should be paid closer to the amount they …

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May 20

NFL Draft Recap – by Jacob Simon

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Another year, another NFL draft. Another day of yelling, overreacting, preening, posturing and staggering assholery.There is simply no sports spectacle so absolutely full of nothing as the NFL draft. Ironically, there is no sports spectacle (other than the Superbowl) that receives so much round-the-clock coverage. Team owners, coaches and fans see the draft as either …

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Mar 19

UnScene Comedy Podcast Episode 7: Jacob Simon & Shawn Carter

We talk about about where Jake is least likely to stab someone, guns, Twilight, shitty t.v, and other stuff. Listen Up! Thanks for checking it out. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]

Mar 17

The Demise of “The Family Guy” – by Jacob Simon

A few minutes after John Elway won the MVP award for leading his Denver Broncos to victory in Super Bowl XXXIII, Fox officially premiered Family Guy to 22 million viewers. I had just turned 17 years old and I laughed as hard during that first episode as I have in my entire life. The next …

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