Kevin Willis – Retired 7 ft. tall 20-year veteran of the NBA and a one-time world champion as a member of the San Antonio Spurs. When he signed on with the Dallas Mavericks in 2007 he became the second oldest NBA player in history but was still in better shape than some players half his …
Category Archive: Jacob Simon
Jul 17
NFL Lockout Update: Inside information – by Danny Sportsman
“Boo hoo….”. Those were officially the first two words recorded at the latest attempt at negotiations between NFL team owners and players. It seems as though the owners are still set on creating some kind of salary cap for rookies. The idea being that rookie NFL players should be paid closer to the amount they …
May 20
NFL Draft Recap – by Jacob Simon
Another year, another NFL draft. Another day of yelling, overreacting, preening, posturing and staggering assholery.There is simply no sports spectacle so absolutely full of nothing as the NFL draft. Ironically, there is no sports spectacle (other than the Superbowl) that receives so much round-the-clock coverage. Team owners, coaches and fans see the draft as either …
Mar 19
UnScene Comedy Podcast Episode 7: Jacob Simon & Shawn Carter
We talk about about where Jake is least likely to stab someone, guns, Twilight, shitty t.v, and other stuff. Listen Up! Thanks for checking it out. [Audio clip: view full post to listen]
Mar 17
The Demise of “The Family Guy” – by Jacob Simon
A few minutes after John Elway won the MVP award for leading his Denver Broncos to victory in Super Bowl XXXIII, Fox officially premiered Family Guy to 22 million viewers. I had just turned 17 years old and I laughed as hard during that first episode as I have in my entire life. The next …

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