You feel ambitious enough to start a new project! Finally getting around to planting that herb and vegetable garden you dream about. However, it’s October, I guess you will just have to wait until next year. Let’s see whats new on Hulu!
It’s never too late to get the sex talk, is the opinion your parents take this week.
This week you decide to get a gym membership again. You go for it! You go Thursday AND Friday, but not again for another 2 years.
You stumble across some old letters from your high school sweet-heart, and decide to look them up on Facebook. Their two last posts are VERY pro Donald Trump.
You are going to have some REALLY great make-up sex this week, now, to figure out what you did wrong, and who it will be with… the stars are a bit hazy on that. but that’s just how being a dumb water sign is.
You begin to train turkeys as part of your Thanksgiving world domination poultry attack plan! Training however is long and hard, as a turkeys brain the the size of a walnut, and they can easily overpower you, so get back to work.
This week you will get somebodies number the old fashion way. You’re super excited about it until you happen upon them on Tinder.
Tomorrow you will wake up thinking, “maybe I should try being a vegetarian”, but then you remember that Thanksgiving is like 2 weeks away, so fuck that.
So, you have been doing Palio? The stars knew it, not because they know all, but because you have been acting like a real asshole.
You know what you have to do, you have to poop in your roommates shoe.
It’s been more than a week since Halloween, which makes that Ronald McDonald sighting in your neighbored more than creepy. It’s terrifying.
Your friends dog ate your glasses, you cant even look at him.