Yesterday I asked my friends to write jokes that an Elf on the Shelf might tell if he was a stand up comedian. Some of these are silly, some are dark and weird. If you are a person that is easily offended instead of reading this may I suggest you check out this article that might be more up your alley.
The first joke (by Adam Abelson) was harmless enough. A little political but hey some people enjoy a some political humor. Pee-Wee seems to be into it. Although there are two audience members that are facing the other way so they must have a difference of opinion.
Then it got a little dirtier. Which is to be expected. But… Well, you’ll see. (JR Huffman)
Then it got angry. Maybe this young man didn’t get the bicycle with the horn on it that he was hoping for last year and now he’s blaming this poor elf who is just doing his job. (Patrick Barret)
At least one person wanted to honor the late great Rodney Dangerfield. (Nonye Brown West)
And lastly one of our comics had to take a shot at Rudolph. (Steve Slaughter)