Elf on the Shelf Jokes. – Shawn Carter.

Shawn Carter

Shawn Carter

Yesterday I asked my friends to write jokes that an Elf on the Shelf might tell if he was a stand up comedian.  Some of these are silly, some are dark and weird.  If you are a person that is easily offended instead of reading this may I suggest you check out this article that might be more up your alley.

 

 

 

 

The first joke (by Adam Abelson) was harmless enough.  A little political but hey some people enjoy a some political humor.  Pee-Wee seems to be into it.  Although there are two audience members that are facing the other way so they must have a difference of opinion.

source Buzzfeed.com Joke by Adam Abelson

source Buzzfeed.com
Joke by Adam Abelson

 

 

Then it got a little dirtier.  Which is to be expected.  But… Well, you’ll see.  (JR Huffman)

 

 

Joke by JR Huffman

Joke by JR Huffman

 

Then it got angry.  Maybe this young man didn’t get the bicycle with the horn on it that he was hoping for last year and now he’s blaming this poor elf who is just doing his job. (Patrick Barret)

 

via chicagonow.com Joke by Patrick Barret.

via chicagonow.com
Joke by Patrick Barret.

 

At least one person wanted to honor the late great Rodney Dangerfield.  (Nonye Brown West)

 

Joke by Nonye Brown West

Joke by Nonye Brown West

 

 

And lastly one of our comics had to take a shot at Rudolph.  (Steve Slaughter)

 

via adayinthelife.com Joke by Steve Slaughter.

via adayinthelife.com
Joke by Steve Slaughter.



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