Now that Red Bull has settled a false advertising claim for 13 million dollars perhaps other companies will consider changing their slogans to more accurately describe their product. I scoured the web for the best new slogans people have come up with for these companies and now I present to you my five favorite potential new slogans for these well known companies.
1. We all know you don’t take NyQuil unless you have absolutely no reason to be awake for the next 15 hours. I personally would die in a fire or by being eaten by small animals before waking up if I had just a cap full of NyQuil. So their actually slogan” The Nightime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffyhead, Fever, So-You-Can-Rest Medicine. ” is rather accurate but I still somehow find the picture below even closer to the truth.
via adweek.com
2. IKEA’s actual slogan is “A better everyday life at home”. Not bad. However my everyday life at home would be slightly better if I didn’t have to keep a drawer full of parts that I “might need someday”. Is your life improved by having to buy another piece of furniture just to store all your extra IKEA parts?
via huffingtonpost.com
3. Dirt Devil has been around since 1905 and has had numerous slogans, including “Nothing escapes the power of a Dirt Devel”, “Fight Dirty” and most recently “Let’s go” which actually makes it sound more like you’ve given up. “This house is too dirty, nothing can clean it, not even this Dirt Devil. Let’s go.” Below is maybe the most accurate slogan possible. Although I’m afraid it’s not limited simply to this brand of vacuum cleaner.
via konobini.com
4. YouTube’s slogan “Broadcast Yourself” is actually quite perfect. But how could I resist. Below is the best advice for those thinking of spending some time on YouTube.
via ohgizmo.com
5. Is this not facebook’s actual slogan???
via images55.com
Well there you have it. My favorite new slogans from around the web that I totally didn’t create myself.
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