Do you like fish?

I really like food.
But I don’t like fish.
And I really don’t like pills.
But for some reason I eat fish oil pills.

 

 

 

 

This conversation could reasonably happen:

Person: Hey Shawn, want some fish?

Me: No!

Person: Do you like pills?

Me: No!

Person: What if I put the fish pill form?

Me: Oh in that case, how much is it?

OR….

Person: Hey Shawn do you want this pen?

Me: No.

Person: Do you want to be stabbed?

Me: No!!

Person: How about if I stab you with this pen?

Me: That’s sounds like a good idea.



Shawn Carter

Shawn is the owner and creator of UnSceneComedy.com